#2 Guy walks into a bar and over in the corner there is a horse with a sign on him that says $250 if you can make this horse laugh, so the guy walks over to the horse and whispers sumptin in his ear and the horse starts laughing, so the guy gets his money and says thanks and leaves. So the bartender laugh's and says u lose pay up and the guy laughing says one second walks over to the other 2 guys gets a wad of cash and goes back over and gives the bartender $100 and the bartender asks whats so funny and he says well u c those 2 guys they bet me $500 that I couldn't piss all over ur bar and u and not only would u not get mad but u would laugh about it. U c that glass at the end of the bar I bet u $100 I can piss in it from the other side of the bar and not spill a drop.' So the bartender agrees and the guy gets up on the opposite side of the bar and starts pissing all over the place on the floor on the stools, even on the bartender himself. So there's 3 guys in a bar drunk as hell and they r talkin and laughin then finally one of em walks up to the bartender and says 'Hey I got a bet 4 u.

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